This thing with everyone knowing you, it’s weird, because people have this one-sided relationship where they look at your picture and feel they know you more than someone they actually know. I don’t really know myself that well.

You poor, miserable little hobo

Escape From The Twilight Zone - an amazingly depressing interview with Vanity Fair magazine.

You guys, this is amazing. Rob could not hate his life more if he tried.

Having a persona people recognize, it’s the thing that probably gets you paid the most—but it’s also the thing that virtually every actor in the world doesn’t want.’Cause, like, no one would believe me if I wanted to play something ultra-realistic, like a gangster or something.

Rob, on how Twilight has essentially ruined his career (or at least will pigeonhole him into roles for the rest of his life). 

Rebloggable by request.

Rebloggable by request.

"AND THE SKIN OF A KILLER.”

It’s great, when you walk through a day and you know someone is talking to you and they have no idea who you are. It’s such a ridiculous thing to like but it’s so satisfying.

Rob, on not being recognized. 

This man could literally not hate his batshit fans any more than he does. 

So, I felt to really get a grasp of how wrong that twihard was it would be good to get quotes that support the evidence. I only barely skimmed through the first two books for most of it, and the last two for specific examples, so there’s more that I’ve missed. And keep in mind that these are from Bella’s(and Stephenie’s) point of view, and she obviously doesn’t know she’s being abused.

EDIT: Put these under a cut because it’s long but ALSO AMAZING.

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Here I have copied and pasted the official criteria for an abusive relationship. I will basically accept the facts (I love Twilight), but I will also defend what people may SAY is abusive. (That made no sense. Whatever.)

I will write the answers for Edward and Bella’s relationship in bold:

(EDIT: We’ve put our responses under a cut because it was just waaaay too fuckin’ long)

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The stuff I find attractive in women, I always regret finding attractive. I always like a kind of madness in a woman, and when they are really, really strong. And they’re the worst - mental, strong women! But I like it when they hate me right from the beginning.

Robert Pattinson, on his perfect woman.

Gosh, with that criteria, it’s a wonder he hasn’t called us yet.

We’re not sure what Rob’s smoking, but we know we want some.