No one hates twilight more than robert pattinson

Oh, Rob. Can’t you at least pretend you’re taking this seriously? 

Of course you can’t. 

Taylor’s discomfort is palpable and deliciously hilarious.

spunk-ransom-and-kstew:

If you could pick the brain of one fictional character, who would you choose and why?

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The real question he is answering: What do you do every time you remember your life choices?

weheartpattinson:

What did you do to get ready today?

Oh, Rob. I’m so flattered. Sex with me IS that amazing.

Happy Vamlumtimes Day to RPattz and all our lovelies!

living-death:

ROB: I think the connection in Twilight between death and sex, I think that’s what’s so attractive to people. I mean it’s such a powerful thing - they’re so closely connected, anyway. It’s like saying, literally, “I know what having sex with you is going to be like and it’ll be so amazing that that I’ll end up killing you.”

Makes me laugh every damn time. I think we may have posted this before, but I honestly don’t care. 

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Robert Pattinson endorses mayhem. 

Whether this is a subtle “please trample me” deathwish or simply the fact that this man is a CHAMPION FOR MADNESS, the world may never know. 

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And you look like a hobo.

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Alright guys. We hope that we’ve endeared Robert Pattinson to you enough that we can post some of the absolutely ridiculous, not necessarily self-loathing loaded shit he says. Because there is a LOT of it. 

Although I guess one could interpret lying beneath an elephant as some kind of very subtle death wish. 

Honestly could not come up with anything funnier than what’s already been said by the hobo himself. rpattz

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