No one hates twilight more than robert pattinson
Seriously. That guy fucking hates this career choice.
No one hates twilight more than Robert Pattinson, except maybe the girls who run this blog. Please, send anon hate if you want to be ridiculed. <3
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Photo reblogged from Robert Pattinson Says Stuff Sometimes
That is some truly classic hatred, right there.
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Makes me laugh every damn time. I think we may have posted this before, but I honestly don’t care.
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Robert Pattinson endorses mayhem.
Whether this is a subtle “please trample me” deathwish or simply the fact that this man is a CHAMPION FOR MADNESS, the world may never know.
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Alright guys. We hope that we’ve endeared Robert Pattinson to you enough that we can post some of the absolutely ridiculous, not necessarily self-loathing loaded shit he says. Because there is a LOT of it.
Although I guess one could interpret lying beneath an elephant as some kind of very subtle death wish.
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Photoset reblogged from another day, another dawn
Honestly could not come up with anything funnier than what’s already been said by the hobo himself. rpattz
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The character thousands of fangirls across the country are obsessed with?
Probably an axe murderer.
What I love most about this isn’t the intrinsic loathing of the awkwardly perfect character he plays, it’s the understanding that Edwards awkward perfection can ONLY BE HIDING SOMETHING AWFUL. And not awful like “woe is my I’m a sparkly vampire doomed to walk the earth forever”, but like…something truly messed up.
God I love this man.
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Not only can this boy derp like no other, but in a miniature act of rebellion (or perhaps not, but we like to think it is) Rob has SHAVED OFF his Edward Cullen bouffant but KEPT the hideous hobo scruff!
And he’s definitely trading up in the lady department. 100 points to Hufflepuff for the glory of Betty White and significant absence of Kristen Stewart.
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ACTING: IT’S NOT JUST AN ART FORM ANYMORE.
I can only hope this is actually true (its likely not, but Rpattz’s word is gold and we’re sticking with it) because it means that being Edward takes NO EFFORT.
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