Edward had the most potential. It's too bad he didn't go on a killing spree with all that pent up anger from being a virgin AND sparkling. Who oils windows to sneak into a girls bedroom to watch her sleep? Total potential for a scary movie. Have you guys read any of cleolinda's twilight stuff? she's hilarious. BTW you guys rock.
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I think Rob mentioned somewhere about how Edward shouls snap and just murder everyone. Let me see if I can find it. 

In the mean time, yes, EVERYONE should be reading Cleolinda’s Movies in 15 Minutes Twilight Parodies.