February 2012
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Feb 29th
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Feb 14th
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ListenThanks to iwillfollowalice for this collection of...
Feb 10th
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Anonymous asked: what's the url for your personal blog?
Feb 3rd
APOLOGIES
Hi my lovelies.  So many apologies for the Parks and Rec stuff (even though they were hilarious). My friend was on my computer and didn’t realize that I was logged into this account. Sorry sorry sorry. Loves you  Kayla
Feb 3rd
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Feb 3rd
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Anonymous asked: Why are you suddenly reblogging so much Parks & Rec?
Feb 3rd
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January 2012
20 posts
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Jan 30th
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Jan 28th
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Anonymous asked: Hi there. This isn't a submission or an ask or anything, but if you could take a moment to look over to donatetosashi here on tumblr, that would be awesome. We're trying to spread the word all over the fandoms to try and raise money for a fangirl who desperately needs some help. If you could just make a post reblogging her story, that would help so very, very much. Thank you so much for...
Jan 28th
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Jan 24th
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Jan 22nd
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Jan 20th
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BLACKOUT.
Hey guys. We’re blacking out Robert Pattinson Hates His Life for the day to protest the SOPA and PIPA bills. While we don’t expect you to do the same (unless you want to, in which case GO FOR IT), we do hope you try to educate yourselves about these bills and take the ten seconds necessary to write to your congressperson stating your opposition.  We can fight this thing.  Much love, ...
Jan 18th
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Anonymous asked: do you realize how annoying it is that you post how much you love your followers and update about how many of them there are all the time like its justsocool? it kind of ruins the content of this blog when you post that every other post.
Jan 16th
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Jan 14th
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Jan 12th
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Jan 11th
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Jan 8th
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Jan 8th
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nuckkingfuts asked: could you post a link or something to where we can watch the commentated version of the twilight movies?
Jan 8th
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Hey guys.
This post is not content! GASP. SHOCK. AWE.  I just wanted to ask y’all if there’s something to this ‘Fan Mail’ thing that we are missing. Because it just seems to me like another system of messaging…except with fewer options and it looks handwritten.  Am I insane? Is there some cool new feature I haven’t stumbled upon yet?  What we really need is an tagging...
Jan 7th
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Jan 6th
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OH DEAR.
There are THREE THOUSAND of you.  YIKES.  <3
Jan 5th
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“The people who don’t like it are generally people who haven’t seen...”
– Robert Pattinson, on the subject of Twihaters.  /chants One of us, one of us. 
Jan 5th
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Jan 4th
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happy new year, twihaters.
<3
Jan 1st
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December 2011
105 posts
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Dec 31st
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happy new year!
hey guys. guess what? we’re about seventy followers away from three thousand.  yes. three thousand. you heard that correctly.  we want all of you to know how much we appreciate you guys. your hilarious submissions, your kind and ego-boosting asks, and your support. here’s to a new year full of robert pattinson’s self loathing, and LETS GET TO 3k BEFORE THE YEAR IS OUT! or at...
Dec 31st
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Dec 30th
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Just an edit to our holiday post...
Good Merlinpeen to those of you who are Verdukians like myself (Kayla).
Dec 26th
HAPPY HOLIDAYS, GUYS.
To all 2,790 of our beautiful, hilarious, dedicated followers, we wish you a very merry Christmas, a happy Hanukkah, a joyful Kwanzaa, a rockin’ Festivus, whatever the heck else you celebrate, and an AWESOME new year.  Here’s to 2012 being full of TwiHate, and Rpattz being the miserable little hobo we all know and love (or loathe). XOXOXO, Katie and Kayla
Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 22nd
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Dec 21st
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Dec 19th
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kanenwriter asked: Looking over this blog it occurs to me someone somewhere needs to fund a sketch of Cedric Diggory kicking Edward Cullen's ass so Robert can finally live out his life-long dream of beating himself up.
Dec 19th
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Dec 18th
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Dec 18th
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We love you guys
Way to steal the robert-pattinson-hates-his life blog idea. Go you for being completely unoriginal!  Anonymous It’s funny you say that considering this blog began on Nov. 11th and robert-pattinson-hates-his-life blog began on Nov. 15th. It’s also funny because I don’t give a fuck. This blog is for me so my blog isn’t all Robert Pattinson and his hilarious life, I don’t do it for followers. And...
Dec 17th
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Dec 17th
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Anonymous asked: What are your own personal tumblrs? I would love to follow you there as well!
Dec 17th
Wow.
There are over 1400 of you. Just…thank you for being as lovely as you all (probably) are. Smooches Katie and Kayla
Dec 16th
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Dec 15th
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Dec 15th
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Okay, you win.
So a lot of you have been complaining about the number of asks we post. We don’t want to completely stop answering asks, but we will take your griping into account because we love you so much, and only publicly answer asks that are directly relevant to RPattz hating his life. For example, if RPattz asked: “It’s true! I hate my life!” We would answer that publicly.  Also,...
Dec 14th
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etotheipi asked: Holy drama, batman! When will I be able to not see this petty, ridiculous ask war and when it's possible, how?
Dec 14th
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Dec 14th
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jdmckenna asked: Don't worry about the hate and stuff. If someone's not getting offended, you two lovely ladies aren't doing it right. So keep right on doing it right.
Dec 14th
areyoumentallydeficient asked: To the anon from early: "you're so obsessed with Twilight that..." on the contrary, I'm obsessed with rpatz's obsessive hatred of twilight. It is a beautiful thing and I think the distinction is important.
Dec 14th
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